Here are some bad english signs.. taken frmo engrish.com for more, visit
http://www.engrish.com/
Solly! staff onry!

somebody call the snack contractor!

i cant smoke the building coz it told me to keep out...

Sissy republic
im feeling greeeedy..

OOOO im being ENTERED!!!

Chicken soup for the worker's soul..
im stuck...

Rene descartes, creator of coordinate geometry once said, i think therfore i am, but now i say, i push out therfore i am...

MY bech legs have been cooked!?

I poured laquer (paint thinner) in, as a garnish!

Prima Deli changed its name to poison bakery..hmm... appropriate..
ARH! i've been cleaning all day!

I cut myself, i stitched myslef!

house bear thang.. beef in proper form. soya bean paste steams itself... the noddles which it rubs..

Dont come any closer! i'll turn over!

That explains their sudden weight gain!

Okay, fine with me... i'll go to sweden then..

Needles and a couple of coloured threats... i could stitch up i fight with these..

Hello? yeah hi.. i would like to breed 2 boxes of dengue mosquitoes please..

Yeah rite, and my "dad's lipstick" is next door..

WErcome to the mirirtary.. rieutenant! sarute!

Hey get me some medium rare steak pls!

Meat, plastic and chemical X...

Listen to meee, i call the poliseeeee hantam you !

defend thy matress that thou has soiled!!

I know beans...

Geronimooooo!!!!!!!!!

Anxitey pizza! nothin-4-1!

Oh my poor insulted screwdriver..

It's clobbering time!

If your'e dead, walk to the nearest hospital..

There wont be any christmas this year...

Haha tea house's next door!

i am very careful of heart disease... they might be stalking me on this wall!..

All men at battle stations! throw your fire extinguishing hand grenades!

Lives in the hedge

Go or come?

thou shall eat thy heavenly fillets!
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